Real life vs Societal expectations
Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.
Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.
Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.
Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.
reblogging because this made me feel 100x better about mine
"I am sorry I woke you honey. I was just checking to see if you needed to be changed again. You are usually such a sound sleeper that you don’t even wake up while I am changing you."
"What…" She said half awake. "You have changed me while I was sleeping??
"Honey, I did not think it was necessary to tell you. I started when you had that bad diaper rash. I tried to wake you up the first couple of times, but you just would not wake up for more than a split second if at all." He explained to her. "Then you just seemed so proud of yourself when you started waking up dry, or less drenched at least. I didn’t want to take that away from you."
"I can’t believe it."
"I am sorry honey. I usually don’t do it this late in the morning, but with your recent bout of daytime accidents I have found that you are starting to get a diaper rash again."
"I woke up a while ago, but I just didn’t feel like getting up yet."
"Honey, you can not do that if you are wet. You know how painful that last diaper rash got for you. You don’t want that again do you?"
"No…" see whispered looking down. "Why are you grabbing another Goodnite?"
"I can change you honey. You took a shower last night before bed after you peed on the couch, remember?"
"Yes, but I told you I was already awake. I am not going to fall asleep again."
"I know honey, but with your diaper rash getting worse and all the daytime accidents you have been having I think Goodnites will keep more pee away from your skin than a pad."
"Just in-case of accidents, until you can start getting to a toilet on time again."
It’s awful that this made me really happy isn’t it?
*every Little ever*
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When my mom throws a family party